alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

(via lokistimetravelingsassbutt)


clinttbarton:

i fucking love whenever people are like “how would steve rogers react to the fact that people now curse and talk about sex?”

yo

he grew up as a poor orphan in Brooklyn and joined the fucking army i think he’s got that shit covered 

(via bitterassfandom)


quiixotical:

Having legitimate crushes on a fictional character

image

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)


believeinprongs:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME DANIEL?

believeinprongs:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME DANIEL?

(via luciferisgr9)


queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(via pizza)


switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(via achildofthefandoms)


rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via luciferisgr9)


iwonthellamaatthefayre:

"I Don’t Remember The Names Of Panic Songs Because The Titles Are Unrelated But If You Start Singing One Of Them I Can Finish It" by fall out boy

(via achildofthefandoms)


okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

okaymad:

laptopped:

tumblr doesnt support internet explorer anymore

good

(via pizza)


tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

(via permanentchaos)



averypottermormon:

princebucky:

princebucky:

hawkbye:

hawkbye:

sebastian stan makes a schedule for the day

sebastian plan

sebastian stan believes in himself

sebastian can

sebastian stan doesn’t uses spices on his meals

sebastian blan

sebastian stan goes to the beach

sebastian sand 

sebastian stan feels fabulous

sebastian damn

(via permanentchaos)


michaelpalin:

Reason 3284739567346762306 why I love Julie Andrews.

 

(via achildofthefandoms)


ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

(via luciferisgr9)


How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absolutely nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.