Hitting doesn't solve everything

carnilia:

Goddamnit Chris Evans, I can’t deal with you being adorable and talented and charmingly foul-mouthed while drinking good beer and smiling and also being completely age-appropriate for me because it just makes me feel like it is my own personal failure that I’m not banging you.

(Source: forassgard)

jensenenthusiast:

no one knows i’m a lesbian

(Source: jensenenthusiast, via misguidedhunter67)

gaimez:

Ten Germans try to say the word “squirrel”

As Jeremy Clarkson says: Germans can’t say the word “squirrel”. Though, to be fair, most native English speakers can’t say the German word for “squirrel” (eichhörnchen) either…

This is the cutest thing I’ve found

(via jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce)

lmaoalien:

tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

 

(Source: officialpepperoni, via destiel-and-sons)

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

(Source: fluffalos, via destiel-and-sons)

were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

(Source: fluffalos, via destiel-and-sons)

jamesandlilys:

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business…" can we please talk about the fact that Moony was literally around the corner while the map was insulting Snape. And he 99.99999% knew it was going to happen and he probably laughed himself to sleep that night and whispered a thank you to James, Sirius, and Peter for thinking to put that wonderful little defense mechanism in.

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themishaproject:

Hello and welcome to The Misha Project, the first ever three-in-one Misha Collins Birthday collaboration. This year, since it will be his 40th, we decided to do a bigger birthday event to celebrate how it must be a conspiracy since he doesn’t even look 40…
What is The Misha Collin's Project?
The Misha Project is a mission to add a little bit more joy to Misha Collins’ 40th birthday through the combined creations of a birthday message video, a site to publish and share well-wishing birthday messages, and a fundraising charity event for Random Acts, the very organization he co-founded.
Ooh, what is this video thing you speak of?
This “video thing” will be a Happy Birthday message created from footage all of you submit! The content of the videos sent in will be such things as you telling Misha how he has positively affected your life, what you admire most about him, or just a simple “Happy Birthday Misha”! All of these will be edited into one video, which will then be sent to Misha on his birthday. For more details about making your video, how to submit it, and what the final product will look like, please visit the Video Guidelines page.
ALL VIDEOS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY JULY 31st 2014, 11:59 PM (US PST)
Well, I wanna know more about this Birthday Message site!
The “Happy Day of Birth Misha!” site is a place where you can write a birthday message to Misha on a website whose link will be included in the video sent to him. You can post anything from a simple Happy Birthday, to adding a picture and writing a long post to go with it! Anything goes, as long as the content is appropriate and pertains to Misha Collins’ birthday in some shape or form. A more detailed Terms of Posting will be displayed when you click “Submit”. To visit the site, please click here.
THERE IS NO DUE DATE, BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT MISHA’S BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 20th, SO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THAT DATE WILL HAVE A LOWER CHANCE OF BEING SEEN BY HIM.
Ok, I just really want to support Misha through his charity. How are you doing that?
An event titled “The Misha Birthday Project 2014” is posted on CrowdRise. CrowdRise is a website which allows people to host events to fund-raise for a specifically chosen charity. Random Acts has an account with this service, so all money raised from this event will go directly to the organization. The final goal has been set to $1,000 USD . The event is located here.
Feel free to participate in any or all of these events, or if you are unable to participate in any, please signal boost via reblogging or sending a link to The Misha Project to any of your friends who may be interested!
Please feel free to send an ask if you have any inquiries at all, and read through the information on the official site as it goes into more detail than here. 
Thank you so much, and please do have fun with this! I would so love to have this do well so Misha sees just how much we truly do care about him, and what better way would that be done than with this style of project?
Thank you all once more!
-Miranda (waywardangel.co.vu)

themishaproject:

Hello and welcome to The Misha Project, the first ever three-in-one Misha Collins Birthday collaboration. This year, since it will be his 40th, we decided to do a bigger birthday event to celebrate how it must be a conspiracy since he doesn’t even look 40…

What is The Misha Collin's Project?

The Misha Project is a mission to add a little bit more joy to Misha Collins’ 40th birthday through the combined creations of a birthday message video, a site to publish and share well-wishing birthday messages, and a fundraising charity event for Random Acts, the very organization he co-founded.

Ooh, what is this video thing you speak of?

This “video thing” will be a Happy Birthday message created from footage all of you submit! The content of the videos sent in will be such things as you telling Misha how he has positively affected your life, what you admire most about him, or just a simple “Happy Birthday Misha”! All of these will be edited into one video, which will then be sent to Misha on his birthday. For more details about making your video, how to submit it, and what the final product will look like, please visit the Video Guidelines page.

ALL VIDEOS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY JULY 31st 2014, 11:59 PM (US PST)

Well, I wanna know more about this Birthday Message site!

The “Happy Day of Birth Misha!” site is a place where you can write a birthday message to Misha on a website whose link will be included in the video sent to him. You can post anything from a simple Happy Birthday, to adding a picture and writing a long post to go with it! Anything goes, as long as the content is appropriate and pertains to Misha Collins’ birthday in some shape or form. A more detailed Terms of Posting will be displayed when you click “Submit”. To visit the site, please click here.

THERE IS NO DUE DATE, BUT PLEASE NOTE THAT MISHA’S BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 20th, SO ANY MESSAGES LEFT AFTER THAT DATE WILL HAVE A LOWER CHANCE OF BEING SEEN BY HIM.

Ok, I just really want to support Misha through his charity. How are you doing that?

An event titled “The Misha Birthday Project 2014” is posted on CrowdRise. CrowdRise is a website which allows people to host events to fund-raise for a specifically chosen charity. Random Acts has an account with this service, so all money raised from this event will go directly to the organization. The final goal has been set to $1,000 USD . The event is located here.

Feel free to participate in any or all of these events, or if you are unable to participate in any, please signal boost via reblogging or sending a link to The Misha Project to any of your friends who may be interested!

Please feel free to send an ask if you have any inquiries at all, and read through the information on the official site as it goes into more detail than here. 

Thank you so much, and please do have fun with this! I would so love to have this do well so Misha sees just how much we truly do care about him, and what better way would that be done than with this style of project?

Thank you all once more!

-Miranda (waywardangel.co.vu)

(via spacemisha)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: cephalodogs, via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years

(via jaredpadaleckicumstomatosauce)

thus spoke carly rae: a song of friedrich nietzsche
rioghnach robinson / why do they let me out in public

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

welp

here it is

the final damning evidence that i have no life whatsoever

lyrics at the original post here

so uh, by popular request, mp3 now downloadable here. second from the bottom

(via buckkybbarnes)

24,808 plays

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via like-red-ash)

illshowyouhowtobeametalman:

panicmoon:

people who have british accents on doctor who

  • british people
  • the french
  • romans
  • aliens who have never ever been to earth
  • literally almost anyone no matter what

people who do not have british accents on doctor who

  • americans

The TARDIS has to translate French, Latin, and alien languages to English. Americans are already speaking English, so there’s no need to translate it. 

(Source: chanelimans, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)