fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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sanjista:

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

this is the name of my street

(via thewaywardqueen)


shorbonaash:

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

preach girl

(via wowhiddles)


amarriageoftrueminds:

#they literally had to take this out because it was so gay

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)


republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

image

Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

image

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via jennstarkid)


royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM. 

royswordsman:

orangeduvet:

royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE

Strawberries and FREEDOM

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)


she-doesnt-wear-any-wings:

cuteminimo
on etsy

Is that mannequin single?

(via wowhiddles)


dulcedoom:

iamthewalrus-creep:

nerdypartyman:

Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.
WHAT IS THIS

One does not simply find the original gif 

dot

dulcedoom:

iamthewalrus-creep:

nerdypartyman:

Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.

WHAT IS THIS

One does not simply find the original gif 

dot

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)


pinkdisney:

xekstrin:

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

if i was a mermaid

I think I busted a lung laughing

(via c-shmere)


kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

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