Hitting doesn't solve everything

Dead people don’t play hide and seek on purpose

titansxarexmyxtrigger:

Every single person who reblogs this

Every

Single

Person

will get a horrible pick-up line in their ask.

(via gabriels-moose)

laughhard:

Meet Billy. Billy sits like this and stares at me.

laughhard:

Meet Billy. Billy sits like this and stares at me.

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

(via bitterassfandom)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

sirdef:

novaorchid:

#can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days

i’m not a science expert. i’m not even a science novice. but that’s so interesting that these four would come up with interstellar travel when none of the 4 above are qualified as far as we know? reed richards in the mcu is just listed as a physicist, peter parker could only be linked with engineering + genetics, tony’s engineering, bruce banner is physicist in the 616 but i believe just radiology in the mcu.

know who IS an astrophysicist though?

know who has actually manipulated travel between realms? 

jane foster!

stop leaving jane foster out of science 2k14

(Source: harrydresdens, via gabriels-moose)

nebulizard:

shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all

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dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

(via deanwinchestersheart)

Interviewer: What are some of the more elaborate schemes that fans have come up with to meet you?

Pete: Some of them started a band called Panic! At The Disco.

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

(Source: kristyskrushers, via like-red-ash)

smittentomkitten:

free-loki:

torrilla:

Nathan Fillion:

“@NightmareJess: @NathanFillion why did you pick @twhiddleston?”
 I did that for the ladies. You’re welcome.


I call bullshit. He did it for himself!


ophelia-tagloff
They all know.  Everybody knows.

smittentomkitten:

free-loki:

torrilla:

:

: why did you pick ?”

I did that for the ladies. You’re welcome.

I call bullshit. He did it for himself!

ophelia-tagloff

They all know.  Everybody knows.

(via the-doctors-sweetie)

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

(via thewaywardqueen)

idreamofjimmy:

Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

(via myotpisgay)

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

image

will u ever be proud of me mom

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)